i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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