I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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Your shirt... Was in my pants
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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