why didn't you poke me back
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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