her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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