Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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