This girl is more easily done than said...
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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