I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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