dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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