marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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