Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Who died my cat blue again?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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