Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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