you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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