I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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