It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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