Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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