Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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