I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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