Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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