i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
He kissed a someone with a penis
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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