He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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