you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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