I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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