blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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