You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Houston, we have a squirter
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.