thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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