Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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