They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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