hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
