Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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