what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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