oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
All I want is dick and wine.
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