Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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