what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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