she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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