So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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