i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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