Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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