i don't plan on having that self control this summer
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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