So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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