This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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