She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We named our party play list daddy issues
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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