is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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