Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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