Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She made me pour olive oil on her.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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