What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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