What should our trivia night team be named?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems