i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.