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• (206): View more from Washington

  What should our trivia night team be named?

  (925): View more from California

  Define Statutory

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (516): View more from New York

  my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper

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• (716): View more from New York

  ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems

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