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• (515): View more from Iowa

  ...there is blood under my fingernails.

  (515): View more from Iowa

  ...I hope my roomates are okay.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Girls should come with a carfax report

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?

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• (818): View more from California

  I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"

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  You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad

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