worst night to have a conscience
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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