So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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