Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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