He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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