Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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