Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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