Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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