Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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