This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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