Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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