Christians are straight up FREAKS
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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